Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He has the fingertips of a God
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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