Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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