Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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