i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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