quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
