Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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