Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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