So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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