porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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