I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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