On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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