I wanna bring you to show and tell
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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