i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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