I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
