we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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