All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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