ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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