What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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