everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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