he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I would ride that face into the sunset
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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