Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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