have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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