once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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