Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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