i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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