is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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