come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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