That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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