if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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