and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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