the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
you traded sex for a burrito?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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