I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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