So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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