Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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