If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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