All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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