i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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