haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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