Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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