so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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