what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
vagina is talking i cant
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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