Pappa wants mamma naked
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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