she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
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