My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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