Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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