I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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