Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
