Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
You may now shotgun with the bride
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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