You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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