He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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