Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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