We're facebook friends in real life
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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